Rule 11 – ‘Always End the Date First’
You have to leave a man wanting more. If you try and prolong a date, you’ll only end up making your future husband want to kill himself because he’ll be bored of you and your endless chatter and your big stupid face with that noisy hole under your nose. Don’t invite him up for coffee or suggest you go on a road trip, just look at your watch and tell him you have a busy day tomorrow and flounce off. Don’t tell him what you’re doing – it’s none of his fucking business.
If a guy really wants to prolong the date, he will suggest things like cocktails or dancing or invite you to look inside the boot of his car but he won’t be happy if you hang about like a bad smell when he’s trying to get home to watch Babestation. If he didn’t suggest it, it’s not supposed to happen.
Remember you are in control. Except you’re not.